"I must close with this personal aside to the College Republicans who chalked up the campus last week with their 'Dole/Kemp' campaigning: You'd be amazed at how well a stream of urine washes away chalk writings."
- Dean Bakopoulos, "The right revolution is dead," Sept. 19, 1996
"Adhering to every phone sex stereotype you've ever heard, wholly unfulfilling and seemingly preoccupied with food, the Koko experience was somewhat less than the best, though truly informative and quite enjoyable, even if she was roughly as satisfying as a pager on vibrate and about as sensually creative as 2 Live Crew lyrics."
- Bryan Lark, "Dispassionate, blasé performance highlights phone sex experience," March 20, 1997
"'There are literally hundreds of people who are part of (Michigan football) who get nothing except they get to be part of something that's really very exciting, and very good.'"
- Michigan Stadium announcer Howard King, in Jim Rose's "The voice of Michigan Stadium," Sept. 26, 1996
"I couldn't think of any less a soulful person than Bob Dole, other than maybe Ted Nugent. The Nuge's 'Wang Dang Sweet Poontang' would have been a better selection to have all those Republicans boogying in their hunting boots anyway."
- Brian A. Gnatt, "Campaign songs make or break candidates," Nov. 7, 1996
"So nice try, Michael Crichton, creator of 'ER.' Even if you let dinosaurs run wild through your show, 'NYPD Blue' will still be superior to the banal medical drama competition you provide on NBC."
- Joshua Rich, "'NYPD' arrests viewers, leaves politicians blue," Oct. 17, 1996
"In a world filled with too much 'T & A,' there is very little room for schlong."
- Jennifer Petlinski, "Stripping: Her bare truth," March 20, 1997
The Nov. 21, 1996 issue of Weekend.
04-17-97
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