Best Excuse for a Late Paper:
Computer Problems
Any one who has not run out of account fees right when a paper was due more than likely is not a student at this university, or they've been doing favors for the ITD consultants - earning their pages one at a time.
Best Fad:
Black Pants
Whoever voted for this probably also nominated hats as best thing to put on your head or shoes as the best thing to wear on your feet.
Best slang:
Tits
When something is really cool, most people like to lactate on that thing in order to show their approval.
Beaver: Gee Wally, that's really swell!
Wally: No it's not, Beave. It's really tits!
Best Thing About Ann Arbor:
The people
"Oh, you people outside my window! Why won't you talk to me, people? You are the best thing in Ann Arbor, don't you want to be my friend?"
Best Place for People Watching:
The Diag
Yep, my mama always told me, "go where there are a bunch of buildings and sidewalks and shaded areas for people to sit and that's where you'll find people to look at." Mama was always thinking of clever things like that.
Best Hangout for Smokers (tie):
The Diag; Java House
Typical non-smokers' responses to these winners:
The Diag: Why didn't they just stay outside?
Java House: Oh no! Not another cafe!
Best Excuse for Cutting Class:
Sick
Indeed ... .
AJA DEKLEVA COHEN/Daily
LSA senior Andy Song plays chess and enjoys a cigarette at Java House.