If you are a well-molded product of today's remote-control McCulture, then you will stop reading my article if this sentence doesn't immediately catch your eye. And if I'm lucky enough to write a winner with that first sentence, I'll have to consistently generate sentences loaded with sense-numbing, cliff-hanging, page-turning, juiced-up, hyper-amped words - simply to keep you reading.
'Acres' film adaptation covers too much territory
In 1892, the University Musical Society welcomed the year-old Chicago Orchestra to Ann Arbor. One-hundred ninety-eight appearances later, the Chicago Symphony returns to Ann Arbor for a weekend residency.
The Chicago Symphony Orchestra Weekend features celebrated pianist and conductor Christoph Eschenbach on piano, opening the 119th Annual Choral Union series Thursday evening. A panel discussion on the orchestral audition process in the '90s with members of the orchestra takes place Friday afternoon from 4:30-6 p.
Chicago Symphony Orchestra to play A2
"I'm gonna crawl right into your dreams," promises Luna figurehead Dean Wareham on the title track of the band's recently released album, "Pup Tent." On Saturday night , these words, delivered through a distortion device that lent his already detached voice a disembodied, metallic quality, echoed into the darkest corners of the crowded, smoky Cabaret Metro in Chicago.Luna brings 'Pup,' rousing show to Chicago
Punk rock. The term doesn't mean a whole lot these days, what with all these bands hitting the mainstream with a three-chord pop song and calling themselves "punk." Punk supposedly played out in the early '80s, right? Tell that to Guttermouth.'Monkey' pulls punk band from gutter
"TV's most intense actor is back," proclaims a critical blurb. The word "intense" is great to use as a helpless filler where no other epithets apply, and this case is no exception. David Caruso's acting style is, first and foremost, so perfectly blah (perhaps "transparent" is the word) that he comes across as a near-genius in good hands and as a hack elsewhere.
Law show 'Hayes' guilty of mediocrity
"Two boys are making out in the booth across from me. I ain't got nothing else to do, so I watch them. I drink the not-so-aged house brandy and watch two boys make out. It's more like they're in the throes of passion, as they say. And they're not boys, really.
Castillo gets intimate with 'Loverboys'
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