The name game

By Charity Atchison

Daily Arts Writer

On a past episode of "Friends" Phoebe kept being noticed as a porn star everywhere she went. When Joey went to the adult section of the video store and looked for Pheobe's feature film, sure enough there she was, but it wasn't Pheobe. It was her evil twin Ursala.

Even if you don't have a twin, you can still create your own porn star name. If you have always wanted to be a porn star, but your name just isn't exciting or provocative enough there is something you can do about that. In order to disguise your identity, if you feel that is necessary, use your middle name as your first name and the street you grew up on as your last name. A less commonly used formula that was proposed was using your pet's name as your first name and the street you grew up on as your last name. Or if you are lucky enough to have a twin, just use their name.

The Michigan Daily combed the campus for those with the most creative ideas for porn star aliases. Here's a few of the best ones.

Sticking to their middle name and the street they grew up on:

O'Hara Wagontrail.

- Guin Duffy, Engineering junior

Will Donahue.

- Gary Gallagher, Engineering junior

Paul Continental.

- John Meam, LSA sophomore

Michael McKeachie.

- Jared Ryan, SNRE freshman

Charles Lanchester.

- Adam Southard, LSA freshman

Using a pet's name and the street they grew up on:

Muffin Warren.

- John Scatamacchia, Engineering freshman

But on the more creative side:

Dick Hungwell.

- Bill Hutchinson Engineering senior

Airborne Kodiak.

- Nathaniel Davis, LSA junior

Mia Goodlove.

- Amanda Preston LSA junior

Lola Bigcups, Chesty LaRoo or Hootie McBoob.

-Ashley Marshall, Music freshman

Richard Longfellow.

- Steve Huggett, LSA senior