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The Gargoyle is now kicking into the only gear it has (second) as the Fall semester begins once again. We're excited to see all of you again, but only in the sense where we write for you but don't actually have to look at you.
The new issue will be hitting racks on Tuesday, the first day of classes and we'll be all up on Festifall a couple days afterward.
In other news, the Gargoyle is "hot" right now as it is featured in an Associated Press story that went out just yesterday. Venerable web sites such as MSNBC, Forbes, and the Daily Texan Online are all abuzz about the Gargoyle! Read it yourself: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26410155/
So make sure to check out all the crazy things we're going to do this year. If not, you'll have to hear about them from someone else after the fact and you will be full of regret and self-loathing. Nobody likes that shit.
C. Fisher, The 20-Year Michigan Student