tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5291382605720175472Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:26:17 +0000http://www.pub.umich.edu/garg/blog.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (UM Gargoyle)Blogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5291382605720175472.post-5778676630788436273Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:24:00 +00002008-06-28T09:26:17.433-07:00Monkey God Named Chairman of School LUCKNOW, India -- Hanuman, a Hindu monkey god known for his strength and valor, has been named official chairman of the Sardar Bhagat Singh College of Technology and Management, a school official said Saturday. The job comes with an incense-filled office, a desk and a laptop. Visitors must enter the office barefoot, school Vice Chairman Vivek Kangdi said. "http://www.pub.umich.edu/garg/2008/06/daily-douche-6.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (shings)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5291382605720175472.post-8900406626971701193Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:15:00 +00002008-06-27T13:18:25.717-07:00Local News A 43-year- old puppy stabber and Pontiac native was sentenced yesterday to an eight year jail sentence. A chilly February afternoon peppered with barking and a few other witnesses saw Paul Polasek jump his neighbor’s fence and repeatedly jab the young dog until it died of boredom. While the stick was dull, the fatality of the incident and the use of a device not approved by the AHA (http://www.pub.umich.edu/garg/2008/06/daily-douche-5_27.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (shings)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5291382605720175472.post-3165278863380436123Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:15:00 +00002008-06-27T13:17:14.797-07:00Local News A 43-year- old puppy stabber and Pontiac native was sentenced yesterday to an eight year jail sentence. A chilly February afternoon peppered with barking and a few other witnesses saw Paul Polasek jump his neighbor’s fence and repeatedly jab the young dog until it died of boredom. While the stick was dull, the fatality of the incident and the use of a device not approved by the AHA (http://www.pub.umich.edu/garg/2008/06/daily-douche-5.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (shings)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5291382605720175472.post-4543749599209375250Sat, 21 Jun 2008 17:50:00 +00002008-06-21T11:49:22.595-07:00Here it is podtest.mp3http://www.pub.umich.edu/garg/2008/06/podcast-try.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (shings)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5291382605720175472.post-1866029880097597370Thu, 05 Jun 2008 20:01:00 +00002008-06-05T13:26:02.302-07:00The Other Other Red Meat In a surprising move, the IFC (International Foodstuffs Commission) announced that it had a plan to solve the mounting world food crises. This plan comes as many underdeveloped nations face famines, and developed nations have to deal with an across the board increase to the price of food. The plan also addresses the realities of high gas prices as a major factor in the http://www.pub.umich.edu/garg/2008/06/daily-douche-4.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (shings)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5291382605720175472.post-2749858186633411222Sat, 24 May 2008 19:20:00 +00002008-06-05T13:21:03.899-07:00Socialist Ferarri The Last RS1000, nicknamed the socialist ferarri, will be completed and shipped off this coming Monday. As the Soviet Bloc’s only real sports car, it stands out from its sibling vehicles. The RS1000 will likely experience an enduring legacy, and will create a passionate collectors market, but experts and car enthusiasts everywhere are preparing for the worst: the anticipated http://www.pub.umich.edu/garg/2008/05/daily-douche-3.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (shings)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5291382605720175472.post-4137255739554389604Thu, 22 May 2008 15:41:00 +00002008-06-05T13:20:57.610-07:00Catch that Kangaroo! Toto the Kangaroo has recently been captured after an exhausting 15-day odyssey through Germany. He had escaped by leaping over the four meter concrete fence that kept him in his wild life preserve and led his keepers on a tireless chase. Toto was finally captured north of Hanover after nearly all attempts, including using his son, Conrad, as emotional blackmail, had failed.http://www.pub.umich.edu/garg/2008/05/daily-douche-2.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (shings)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5291382605720175472.post-4128831382522931571Fri, 09 May 2008 15:02:00 +00002008-06-05T13:19:23.187-07:00Hello, and welcome to the dawning of a new era of Gargoyle, where we will discuss topical issues in a tropical setting. This here blog spot is the first of many new online additions to Gargoyle bids at world domination and rubber suit collection and is intended to give you a daily dousing of the news applicable to you and only you. Enjoy! Border Wars for NYC Grade Schools Many families base http://www.pub.umich.edu/garg/2008/05/daily-douche-1.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (shings)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5291382605720175472.post-6670448717305595577Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:06:00 +00002008-03-21T12:15:45.852-07:00issue 4new issueZdrokmagazineThe proud and mighty staff of the Gargoyle labored day and night for a week and some change, forging this hefty issue. We got it done on time, and it arrived on Tuesday. Since then, this hot new mag has been finding it's way around campus and if you haven't seen it already, you will soon! Featured in this issue is, as always, writing of the highest quality. Especially interesting is a real-live http://www.pub.umich.edu/garg/2008/03/new-issue-ariveth.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Little Max)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5291382605720175472.post-7340128756131301914Sun, 09 Mar 2008 21:49:00 +00002008-03-09T14:52:34.026-07:00TaylorwebsiteupdateSee! See!? I told you! I told you so! I totally told you in the last post that there would be more stuff, and look here it is! I bet you feel stupid, I bet you feel really, really stupid right now. You should have believed me, but not! But no! Now there's a featured article by the Jaw from our last issue! Now there's cool little boxes on some of the pages! I'm told there's an RSS feed. You http://www.pub.umich.edu/garg/2008/03/i-told-you.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Little Max)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5291382605720175472.post-6797418702576187834Fri, 07 Mar 2008 15:29:00 +00002008-03-07T07:49:11.071-08:00Michigan DailySubscriptionsdistributiondeadlinesAdrianmagazineToday is the final deadline for Gargoyle submissions, which means that the layout work on the magazine will begin sometime tomorrow. Usually, we'd start right away tonight but we have to take pause to celebrate a birthday. All work and no play and all that. Note to non-staff submitters: if you want to assure your place in the mag, have your submissions emailed by today. Otherwise, we can't make http://www.pub.umich.edu/garg/2008/03/issue-four-news.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Little Max)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5291382605720175472.post-3071973644902449440Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:35:00 +00002008-03-06T15:22:06.141-08:00bad analogiescarswebsiteWhat you see is a website. What you don’t see is the near two years of work, and waiting, that made this possible. Not long from now, this site will be growing into something huge and horrible. Sort of like any American car made between the years 1970 and 1975. Hop in and take a ride.http://www.pub.umich.edu/garg/2008/03/new-gargoyle-website.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (UM Gargoyle)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5291382605720175472.post-8241369890758404008Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:33:00 +00002008-02-08T18:35:09.629-08:00Sir: Some recent work by E. Fermi and L. Szilard, which has been communicated to me in manuscript, leads me to expect that the element uranium may be turned into a new and important source of energy in the immediate future. Certain aspects of the situation which has arisen seem to call for watchfulness and, if necessary, quick action on the part of the administration. I believe therefore that it http://www.pub.umich.edu/garg/2008/02/letter-to-president-roosevelt.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (UM Gargoyle)